Feeling devotional



My camera can’t keep up




My father, a librarian from Croydon, is a formidable collector of data, and will hunt down figures for e.g. total annual pencil production in Tajikistan with an assiduity last witnessed during the first NASA moon space landing.

I was therefore unflustered when I recently received an email from said parent with the subject heading: ‘moolid Sayyeda Zeinab’ and ‘When is it?’ in the main body of the text.



Knowing that he has no particular devotion to dried chickpeas, large crowds or saints, I concluded that the General Knowledge Database was being updated and promised him that I would find out. Serendipitously, the Sayyeda Zeinab moulid was this week, and I went – out of curiosity, and to collect statistics for Wikipedia my Dad.



The last time I was in a human sea of these dimensions was in Nasr City after Egypt’s triumphant win of the African Cup, when I watched people narrowly avoid setting each other’s heads on fire with improvised blow torches. Out of happiness.



The Sayyeda Zeinab moulid, while it also featured large numbers of young men, was a different vibe altogether, although as with the African Cup madness, I noticed a distinct lack of a visible police presence. This was made all the more obvious by the fact that I had gone straight to the moulid from a protest where about 60 protestors were policed by rows of riot police and the usual characters from the interior ministry.Funnily enough, this is the exact inverse of the situation in the UK, where football-related joy necessitates an army while political protesters are more or less left to get on with it.



During the moulid the street outside the mosque is necessarily closed to traffic. In its place are people. Thousands of them – mostly men – but families, too of course. Lining the pavements are hawkers – of chickpeas, masks, hats made out of biscuit wrappers, posters (Nasser, Mubarak, Shereen), sweets, masks, toys and pirated cassette tapes of popular Sha3by singers.



Children ride on ancient looking, battered fairground swings of the type which can turn a full 360 degrees. Amour informed me that where he lives ‘it’s half a pound to swing and a pound to go all the way round. But we don’t pay.”



“Why not?” I asked.



“Because the man in charge is bent and we know it,”



He didn’t expand.



The air reverberates with a million and one sounds from above and below and around; sounds of firework bangers, chanting – devotional and mercantile –, shouting and bass-fuelled pop music. Olfactory senses are equally bombarded, with the smells of donkey shit, rubbish, dust, Sheesha and cooking – the scent of an Egyptian summer.



The crowds making it virtually impossible to move in the vicinity of the mosque, we moved further out to a parking lot area which had been commandeered by a troupe of singers and musicians. Their presence was announced by a line of gallabeyya and 3emam-clad men peering into the parking lot, where a makeshift café had been set up.



Men and a few women sat around the perimeter of a small patch of scrubland within the parking lot, smoking, sheesha-ing and drinking tea. At one end a traditional band of Mezmar players stood behind the singer who alternated between modern pop classics, shout-outs and commentary on the dancers.

“Photograph el 7agg 7efnawy” the man on the left said. “OK” I said.



Needless to say, the dancing was A1, exuberant, carefree and best of all involved props (the inevitable sticks but also scarves – coquettishly tied round waists – and chairs – hoisted above heads). The Michael Flatley of this Riverdance was the gentleman to be seen here clasping a stick:



If it was up to me I would have stayed all night, but alas my companions were not seduced by the din, overpowering smells and suffocating crowds in quite the same way that I was. All showed forbearance, with their arms crossed and a tight expression on their faces. All except Amour who had arrived halfway through and whose first words to me were, “what the bloody hell is this nonsense you’ve dragged me to?”



Happy (me) and feeling slightly homicidal (everyone else) we retired to Gad, where Amour cheered himself up by indulging in a discussion of his two specialist subjects, Hashish and street-fighting. He taught us all a new word when he said on the phone to someone picking up a supply for him, “ha7ezak b3dayn” which apparently means “I shall reimburse you later.”



We were then regaled with tales of encounters between the police and the hardmen in the area where Amour lives and which were essentially an unwritten Human Rights Watch report involving the cops knocking people about in public. Amour regards it all as very normal. “law nezelto 3andy delw2ty mesh hatla2oo 7ad faye2. Kolo dareb.” [If you came to my area now you wouldn’t find a single sober person. Everyone’s stoned.]



“Yes but the police don’t have the right to beat people up”, I reminded everyone, thinking that I was stating the obvious.



“No but the area in which Amour lives is really rough, they’re vile, and nothing else works with them,” Umm Nakad the human rights lawyer informed me.

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5 Responses to Feeling devotional

  1. fully_polynomial says:

    ‘ “Photograph el 7agg 7efnawy” the man on the left said. “OK” I said. ‘

    LOL!

    7ezz, thats a new verb? i always learn something when i come on here.

    not sure if the last sentence has some hidden sarcasm in it, but it indeed seems like some folks need to be beaten up to get straightened out, unfortunately.

  2. scribbled says:

    it seems that it’s too easy and fun for the sick/frustrated cops/baltagy scum to kick seven pieces of shit out of anyone. it depends on your point of view: one officer’s petty crook is another’s civil rights activist.

    i’m glad you enjoyed the moulid; i was beginning to think everyone who went this year saw nothing in it but crowds. not sure what they expected, but i hear nady gezira is good for a quiet stroll. and there’s always golf.

  3. Amnesiac says:

    Fully P: NOOOOOOOOOO

    Scribbled: Indeedy. Don’t go to the Albert Hall if you want to crowdsurf, innit.

  4. zeinab says:

    I went to the Moulid this year for the first time in a long time, and it was my first leila kebira attendance, I had an amazing time. Thinking about it now, there is nothing in the Islamic world like El leila El Kebira beta3et El Sayida Zeinab especially. It’s the biggest moulid in egypt after moulid el naby which is more prudish in general and less dyonysian. Anyway, we ended up going into every 7ala2et zekr we passed by and were (male and female all Egyptian) invited several times for tea. I’ve come to realise that the falla7een there are especially nice and curteous not to mention hospitable and polite-no wierd staring, no sexual harrassment, nothing that would betray anything more than an innocent-even averted- curiosity. It’s the city dwellers that were problematic sometimes (I had to pull a “hakasaro fo2 demaghak ya ro7 omak” with a guy who decided that the main attraction to take photos of with his mobile phone at the moulid was my female friend). We entered the circus and encountered some of the best midget wrestling I’ve certainly every seen, and got beaten up by an angrily protective female fruit seller at the beginning of Share3 El Sad who warned us of horrible sexually related things happening to us if we ventured to enter the insanely packed and religiously ecstatic street and ended with some sobya from El Rahmany (who by the way is the only shop in Egypt which makes sobya in pudding not liquid form, and uses a secret recipe known only to them)..all in all it was quite an exhilirating experience and I felt more at home and carnivalesque than anything else.

  5. Forsoothsayer says:

    i find that a lot of people think that parties attended by poor people are, for some reason, more entertaining than otherwise.

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