Monthly Archives: August 2011

Love me I’m a looter

As regular readers of this blog will know, I’m from Croydon. Someone has to be. Croydon is a borough almost 10 miles south of central London. My family arrived in Crystal Palace, a  suburb about 15 minutes away from central Croydon, … Continue reading

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White tracksuits have never looked so good

  Another encounter with the Mubarakaristas on Wednesday, as their cult leader was rolled into ignominy horizontally in a white tracksuit. When Sharshar and I arrived at the Police Academy in which Hosny and friends are being tried we caught … Continue reading

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