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Scullery skullduggery part. 2
Here is part 2 of What I did in the summer holiday by Sarah Carr aged 34. Salvation came in the form of Usta Mahmoud, who was recommended to me by my friend Karima. My friends and I did an … Continue reading
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Scullery skullduggery part 1
Warning: Not only is this post about getting a bloody kitchen installed, it’s the first of a two-part series. If – unlike me – you have better things to do than reflecting on home decorating trauma, go back to your … Continue reading
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Love me I’m a looter
As regular readers of this blog will know, I’m from Croydon. Someone has to be. Croydon is a borough almost 10 miles south of central London. My family arrived in Crystal Palace, a suburb about 15 minutes away from central Croydon, … Continue reading
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White tracksuits have never looked so good
Another encounter with the Mubarakaristas on Wednesday, as their cult leader was rolled into ignominy horizontally in a white tracksuit. When Sharshar and I arrived at the Police Academy in which Hosny and friends are being tried we caught … Continue reading
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6 months later
The wonderful kids of Doweiqa A couple of weeks ago I covered a march in Imbaba, organised by a lagna sha3beyya (one of the defence committees created during the revolution) demonstrating for the rights of martyrs to be respected via … Continue reading
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General Fingery
As a service to non-Arabic speaking readers, we have translated the speech made today by General Mohsen El-Fangary and his finger. In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate. Since the beginning of the revolution the Supreme Council of … Continue reading
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Mubarakistas
I went to Mostafa Mahmoud Square yesterday and practiced anger management while covering a pro-Mubarak rally for Al-Masry Al-Youm English. Below are the results. A (very) slightly different version was published here. “I’m against the revolution” There is a tiny … Continue reading
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7a7a
As someone who appreciates a heavy bass line, I have had a mild obsession with Amr 7a7a ever since I heard this. I love its repetitiveness, the way it’s so stripped down, the strutting confidence of the rap delivery. It … Continue reading
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City of peace
On the edge of the protest at Maspero there was a man holding court. He was dressed in a plaid shirt and trousers rolled up at the ankle. His shirt was tucked into his underpants. Its grimy elastic was just … Continue reading
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Pessimistic thoughts about the Ministry of the Interior
The issue of Ministry of Interior (MOI) reform has been on the agenda for say, about 30 years but (like everything else) only became a possibility after January 25 (or to be more precise January 28 when security forces were … Continue reading
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